Brother Sister Stories

A Nun And A Priest

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without
warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the
priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of
silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks
pretty grim."

"I know, father." "In fact, I don't
think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."

"I agree", says the Father, "Sister,
since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would
you do
something for me?"

"Anything father."

"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was
wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that
it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and
the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting
frequently on their beauty.

"Sister would you mind if I touched them?"

She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"

"Yes sister?"

"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"

"I supposed that would be OK, " the priest replied
lifting his robe.

"Oh father, may I touch it?" This time the priest
consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting
a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right
place, it can give life."

"Is that true father?"

"Yes it is, sister."

"Then why don't you stick it in that camel and
let's get the hell out of here."