Chemist and condoms
A young man walks into a chemist shop and asks the cashier
for some condoms. The cashier says "Got a good one?"
"Yes, hot date tonight! This ones pretty much in the
bag she's sexy and goinrg to get one tonight!"
the man replies.
A little while later the man goes to his girlfriends house
and they sit down to eat dinner with her parents. They ask
him to say grace. So he starts saying grace quickly and nervously.
He prays and prays and prays some more.
The girl looks over to the young man and says to him "I
didn't know that you were so religious!"
The young man says "I didn't know your father
worked at a chemists!"
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