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2 guys in the desert

2 guys walking in the desert with nothing to eat or drink.

guy 1: im hungry
guy 2: me too, im about to cut my dick off and eat it.
guy 1: no! wait think of your wife first.
guy 2: yeah your right

so they walk for a few more miles in the blazing sun.

guy 1: damn im starving!
guy 2: so am i im about to cut my dick off and eat it
guy 1: no wait think of your wife first
guy 2: why would you want me to think of my wife at a time like
this?

guy 1: so we can both eat.

(whoever dosent get it scroll down)

guy 1 wants guy 2 to think of his wife before he eats his dick
so he can get a hard-on thus making his dick bigger so they
can both eat it