Life's 5 stages of sex
1. The first is Smurf Sx.... This happens during the honeymoon,
you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sx.... This is at the beginning
of the marriage, you'll have sx anywhere, anytime,
even in the kitchen.
3. The third stage is Bedroom Sx.... You've calmed
down a bit, perhaps you've got kids, so you have to do
it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth stage is Hallway Sx.... This is where you
pass each other in the hallway and say, "fck you!"
5. The fifth stage is Courtroom Sx.... This is when you
get divorced and your wife scrws you in front of everyone
in the courtroom
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