Sperm Bank
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery
on March 2, 1999:
"Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the internal security system got
underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As
recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until
all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce
of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls
of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit,
each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY
THIS MORNING"
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