A Definition about what a Gay AOL member is all about
A Definition about what a Gay Aol'er is all about
Basic Facts - The defining key words
TOTALLY TOP
1) I have masculinity and control issues 2) I'm ugly
and since most gay men are bottoms, I can hopefully get laid
this way.
TOTALLY BOTTOM
1) I'm selfish and lazy. 2) I was never properly toilet
trained. 3) Like Totally Top, I also have control issues.
BB (BAREBACK)- 1) I don't care about my own well being,
let alone YOURS. 2) I'm living in a fantasy world. 3)
I'm HIV Positive 4) I'm completely self-destructive.
BI-CURIOUS
1) I've always wondered what it would be like to sleep
with a woman.
FOOTBALL PLAYER BUILD
1) I'm hoping the sports-metaphor will turn you on,
but, be advised, I'm fat.
AVERAGE BUILD
1) Many people operate under the assumption that all gay
men go to the gym, so, I'm hoping you'll be dumb
enough to think I do too. The average American male is out
of shape, overweight, and so am I.
MEDIUM BUILD
1) Since people are catching on to the meaning of "average
build", I've started saying I have a medium build.
2) See AVERAGE BUILD.
RUNNER'S BUILD
1) I'm hoping the sports-metaphor will turn you on,
but, be advised, I'm skinny.
SWIMMER'S BUILD
1) I'm slimmer than a football player, but beefier
than a runner. I've never swam a day in my life but don't
know what else to call myself. P.S. I'm hoping the
sports-metaphor will turn you on.
BUTCH
1) I'm a big queen and think wearing a baseball cap and/or
leather makes me look like a man.
I SCORED X ON STRAIGHT-ACTING.COM
1) I care way too much what other people think. 2) I have
issues with being gay.
PIG
1) I'm HIV Poz, and I've learned nothing from it.
2) Sex is the most important thing to me. 3) My life sucks,
and sex helps deaden the pain.
PNP (party and play)
1) I take drugs, most likely crystal meth and I'm probably
addicted. 2) My life sucks and drugs help deaden the pain.
3) I'm weak and haven't asked for help yet, even
though I desperately need it.
VGL (VERY GOOD LOOKING)
1) I think my worth and your worth in the gay community is
based solely on looks. 2) I'm insecure. 3) I desperatly
need to be validated.
S2R (SEND TO RECEIVE)
1) I'm bitter, have been burned, and cling to it like
a hungry baby to a bottle.
MASSAGE THEREAPIST
1) I take money for sex, but try to wrap it up in a nice sounding
professional name.
ESCORT
1) I'm a sex-addict, so I might as well make some money
at it. 2) (occasionally) I'm really homely/average,
and it makes me feel better about myself to think someone
might pay me for sex, even though no one in their right mind
ever would.
DISCREET
1) I'm cheating on my significant other 2) I'm
a closet case and paranoid.
UNINHIBITED
See "BB"
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BLOW YOUR LOAD?
1) I'm HIV positive and hoping you'll say, "down
your throat" or "up your hole". 2) I'm
HIV negative, and looking for an excuse to reject you, so,
no matter what your answer is, I can claim its incompatable
with where I want it.
I DON'T HAVE A PIC
1) see "discreet" 2) I DO have a pic, but nobody
wants to meet me once they see it, so, I'm better off
saying I don't have one. 3) I'm paraniod that someone
will take my head and airbrush it onto Oprah's body.
STRAIGHT-ACTING
1) I eroticize straight men way beyond what is reasonable
and have wet dreams about straight-guys all the time. 2)
I think straight men have a monopoly on masculinity. 3)
I have unresolved issues with being gay. 4) I never got over
being in love with my best friend in High-School.
ARE YOU INTO BLACK GUYS?
1) I'm black, and like Patty Hearst, I've adopted
the mentality of my oppressors. I'm going from the
assumption that attraction is not based on ME as an idividual,
but rather the color of my skin. The plus side of this arrangement
is, if you reject me, I don't have to take it personally,
I can just write you off as a racist. 2) I'm into white
guys.
I'M NOT INTO THE BAR SCENE or I'M OVER THE BAR SCENE
1) I currently have, or in the very recent past had, a huge
emotional investment in the bar scene, otherwise I wouldn't
feel the need to proclaim so loudly that I'M OVER IT.
2) I can describe to you in detail the interior decoration
of every club on the strip, and, am on a first name basis with
all the bartenders. 3) I refer to my male friends as "her"
and "she" behind their backs. 4) I haven't figured
out yet what I'm currently into so, instead of defining
myself in a positive way, I've decided to focus on the
negative. 5) I'm no longer as pretty as I once was, and
don't get the validation that I need at the bars anymore,
so, I've decided to join a Gay Chorus.
VERY PICKY
1) I have low self esteem so rather than risk getting hurt,
I make everyone not good enough so I never have to face rejection
or deal with the complexities of a real relationship. 2)
I am looking for someone to support me so I no longer have
to work retail. 3) I am looking for a trophy, not a lover.
4) I hate my father.
BOI or BOY
1) I'm under 25. 2) I'm 35 and haven't updated
my pic, profile or mentality since I was 25. 3) I'm 55
pretending I'm 25. I will also use words like "sup"
and "kewl"
I'M NOT FAT
1) I'm fat.
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