Semanary Student
I studied hard, I stayed up late,
The "narrow way" to contemplate.
But then I found as time went by,
That "inner vine" began to die.
I left at last, more sad than wise,
Forsook all hope of paradise.
My faith's intact, my quest still true,
I simply took a wider view.
Theology is dry as dust,
They told me sex was only lust!
I learned at last to point and click,
I snapped some pictures of my dick.
I read the "helps" not hard to do,
A whole new world came into view.
Consensual sex just is not sin,
I dropped my shorts and entered in!
So if you want pure joy sublime,
To screw is human, to be sucked divine!
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