The Male Perspective
The Male Perspective
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are
the rules from the MALE side.
!/ Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl
now, if its up put it down. You dont hear US complaining
when its left down.
2/Sometimes we are NOT thinking about you. Live with it.
3/Sunday = sports. Its like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
4/ Shopping is NOT a sportand no, we are never going
to think of it that way.
5/ Crying is blackmail.
6/Ask for what you want. Let us be clear about this, subtle
hints do not work, strong hints do not work , obvious hints
do not work. Just say itwell get it for you,
but JUST LET US KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU WANT.
7/ We DONT remember dates. Mark birthdays , anniversaries
etc on calendar. Remind us frequently before hand.
8/
Most Guys own 3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think wed
be any good at choosing which pair , out of thirty , would
look good with your dress.
9/Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question. Please pick one.
10/Come to us with a problem only if you want help with soving
it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends
are for.
11/ A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See
a Doctor.
12/ LET US KNOW ABOUT THAT FUNNY NOISE IN THE CAR ENGINE AS
SOON AS YOU HEAR IT .
13/ Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact , ALL comments become null and void after 7 days.
14/If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont
ask us, we refuse to answer , but still love you.
15/If something we said can be interpreted two ways , and
one of those makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
!
16/ Whenever possible please say whatever you have to during
the commercials. ( Tracys own note on this..we
cant cos theyre busy busy
with the remote at this time !!!! )
17/Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither
do we . ( Tracy : Oh really ???? )
18/The relationship is never going to be like it was in the
first two months we were going out. Get over it.
19/ And quit whining to your girlfriends ( Tracy See No 10
! )
20 / ALL men see in only 16 colourslike Windows default
settings. Pumkin is a fruit, we have no idea what puce, or
mauve is.
21/If it itches it will be scratched. We do that !
21/
We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind
reading ability is NOT proof of how little we care.
22/ If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing
, then we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying
but , really , its not worth the hassle.
23If you ask a question you dont want an answer to
, expect an answer you dont want to hear !
24/ When we have to go somewhere , absolutely anything you
wear is fine. Really , you look fine !.
25 It is neither in your best interest or ours to do the quiz
together. It doesnt matter which quiz .
26/ I AM in shape. Round is a shape.
Thankyou for reading this, Yes! I know I will have to sl;eep
on the couch tonight , but did you know we dont really
mind that !
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