examination
Examination
This sweet young thing enters a doctor's office for
her annual physical. The doctor has her disrobe and sit
on the examining table. Right off he notices a rash all across
her chest in the shape of an "H". "How did
that happen?" he asks. She says, "My boyfriend
is a big football star at Harvard, and he won't take
off his letter sweater when we fool around." Strange, thinks the doctor, but to each his own. Some time
later another sweet young thing enters the same doctor's
office for her annual physical. Same drill disrobe, and
sit on the examining table. The doctor notices an almost
identical rash on this girl's chest, only this time,
it's in the shape of a "Y". "How did
you get this rash?" the doctor asks. The sweet young
thing replies, "Oh, my boyfriend is a letter man at
Yale, and he won't take his sweater off when we fool
around." "Oh" says the doctor.
Not a half hour after this young lady leaves, another sweet
young thing comes in for her annual physical. Again the
doctor notices a rash on her chest in the shape of a giant
"M". The doctor says, "Don't tell
me, your boyfriend goes to Minnesota State!" "No"
says the sweet young thing. "But I have a girlfriend
who goes to Wellesley."
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