..Difference between Stop and Slow Down
One day, a smart ass yuppie driving a red sports car came
up to a stop sign. After slowing down, he took a quick glance
around and noticed there was no oncoming traffic. The yuppie
decided to roll through the sign and kept on going.
Much to his surprise, a police officer was nearby, noticed,
and took off after him.
When he stopped, the cop approached the yuppie:
OFFICER: "Sir do you know why I stopped you?
YUPPIE: "No."
OFFICER: "I stopped you because you failed to come to a complete
stop at that sign back there."
YUPPIE: (thinking hard) "Officer, I slowed down.."
OFFICER: "Sir, there's a big difference between slowing
down and stopping...."
YUPPIE: (sarcastic) "Officer, I don't think there's really
a big difference..."
OFFICER: "Sir, get out the car and I'll show you."
The yuppie gets out and the cop proceeds to take his nightstick
out and beat the pee waddling piss out of him. The cop asks
"Now sir, would you like me to SLOW DOWN or STOP???"
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