Embarrassing First Date Award
Be sure to go to the bathroom before going on a long trip,
especially in the cold states. This just tells you how hard
it is to be single nowadays...
It was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question
as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and
the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day
trip (no overnight)..... No, not Marilyn. They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met
before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed homelate that afternoon. They were driving
back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she
try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately,
because of the heavy snow and slow going. There came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the
deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her
butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite
the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent, that
she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered
her date's concerns about "what was taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing
her butt off and needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his
eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and
when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also
were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of
the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized
that there was only one way to get her free so, as she looked
the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or
perhaps that should be "pants down." And you
thought your first date was embarrassing.
This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".
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