Excercises for peeing when hard, or aroused
How to pee when hard (advice for men, but women too):
1) Drink a lot of liquid--at least 1/2 gallon of water or
a quart of beer. Keep drinking liquids until you just can't
stand it anymore. (Beer is really the best thing, but as
an alternative consider some coffee followed by lots of
water. Another option is to try this in the morning or at
night when you really gotta go!)
2) Get into a situation in which you are aroused. In the best
case, you have a willing partner who will suck you off (sounds
like you may be either gay or bi, which means you have a snowball's
chance in hell of finding same--we straights are rarely
so lucky). If no partner, masturbate with a towel underneath
you or something else to absorb the outflow.
3) Can't pee because you're too hard? Concentrate
on what you're doing. Remember how erotic it will feel
to piss. If you have a partner, ask them to remain motionless.
You'll naturally go a little soft and hopefully some
pee will come out. Continue jerking off some more, or ask
your partner to start moving again. The second time you
do it, it will be a little easier. Drink some more water,
and keep alternating between getting softer, then peeing
a little, and getting harder again.
4) Another variation on this which works well if you're
going solo and are mildly athletic is to try to piss in your
own mouth. This always seems to make me pretty hard and I
never seem to have a problem continuing to pee. What you
have to do is to lie flat on your back and then raise your lower
body up so that your elbows are on the bed (it works best if
there's some `give', it's much harder on
a solid floor) and your hands are holding you by your buttocks.
Once you start peeing--if you're like me--you'll
get excited as you play the stream over your own upper body
and mouth. I like to imagine that I'm drinking a fat
woman's piss, but you can (obviously) substitute
your own favorite fantasy!
5) One good exercise that I've found is to try to pee
in small spurts. Just the act of doing this makes me hard.
Use a small cup or glass to begin with and make sure you have
a good load (i.e. you can feel a lot of pressure). Piss until
there is a certain (predetermined) amount of liquid. Then
stop--suddenly! Start again, and repeat. Again, if you're
like me, you'll find this arousing and will gradually
become hard as you continue to pee. Once you get really good
at this, try filling a shot glass up to the brim, but not to
overflowing. I also like to drink what I piss out--I find
that the pheremones tend to excite me.
6) With the right partner--someone who likes piss play
but who is not too hung up on the d/s scene--you can also try
pissing sixty-nine. (Alas, I've never done it, but
I bet it's *super*.)
7) A milder exercise you can do with a piss-averse partner
is simply to have him or her hold your cock while you pee in
the toilet. Be patient, this is hard to do at first, but wonderfully
exciting.
*) One caveat: It's hard to piss if you need to take a
crap. There are several approaches to this problem. One
is obviously to avoid eating in advance. A second is to masturbate
while you're sitting on the toilet. This will stop
you from peeing out your load, but you'll still be able
to take the dump. Or just pinch your cock so nothing comes
out (this can be painful if you really have to go). Alternatively--if
you have a very cooperative partner--ask him or her to suck
you off while you're on the toilet. (I've never
had this experience, but my guess is that it would be *very*
pleasurable.)
Personally, I've used the technique (1-3 above) for
about a year now. I just jerk off in a sock and pee periodically
when I feel like it. The sensation of pissing when hard is
very erotic, and I nearly always end up cumming while peeing
(`ceeing') after several such iterations. I put a
towel under my butt and sit on a chair with my legs up. No mess,
no fuss, and a delicious orgasm. In fact, it's so exhausting
that I don't often do it unless I know I'll be able
to take a short nap afterwards. It's great after exercise,
if you like sweat! ;)
[Just posted this in The Other Watersports Group (peeing
pleasures), but thought I'd share LOL.]
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