Little Johnny
Little Johnny has to take a piss so he hads to the public John
to go.
As he is pissing a sailor walks in and starts ppissing next
to Johnny.
Johnny looks up at the sailor and asks, "Are you a
REAL sailor?"
the sailor replies, "I sure am."
Johnny then asks, "Can I wear your hat?"
And the Sailor says, "Suuure"
and places his hat upon little Johnny's head"
A Marine walks in and starts pissing also.
Johnny asks, "Are you a real Marine?"
the marine says" I sure am"
Johnny asks "Can I wear your hat"
the Marine replies "You can suck my dick"
Johnny stammers"I am not a real sailor!"
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