extreme erotica

Office Party

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with
a pounding

headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall
the events of the

preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made
his way

downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise, " he moaned, "tell me what happened
last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse, " she said, her voice oozing scorn.
"You made a complete

ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire
board of directors

and you insulted the president of the company, right to
his face."

"He's an idiot, " Bob said. "Piss
on him!

"You did, " came the reply. "And he fired
you."

"Well, screw him!" said Bob.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."