extreme erotica

Slanguistics Class..

Okay... so we went over what a "touchdown" is.

Touchdown (n.) - One who either is, or appears to be not FULLY
retarded, but has merely a TOUCH of Down's. (see "touched"
ex. William Hung, Jabari from College Hill.)

today's addition...

Blented (adj.) - Blunted + bent. Severely trashed by means
of an extreme combination of alcohol and the stickiest
of the icky.

- Pogey