Waiting in vain.
I'm sure that i identify
with many forlorn males,
who seek orgasmic pleasure
not ranting fairy tales.
They say they seek a certain type
criteria we meet,
we then proceed to contact
just gagging at their feet.
Alas, Alack, we wait in vain
replies they go amiss,
did they receive, will they respond,
by now we are well pissed.
Why go to all the trouble
of putting in an ad,
if all you seem to want to do
is cyber sex "how sad".
They say they profess honesty
that they require too,
they say that they would love to meet
and now it's up to you.
So ladies if were not your type
and you don't wish to meet,
A simple "thank you, but no thanks"
would go down quite a treat.
But none the less they tend to say
for every bread there's cheese,
i hope i meet a hungry mouse
who i could surely please.
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