female domination stories

the top ten worst lines to be used on women...

#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.

#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?

#3 - You'll do.

#2 - Wow! Are those real?

And the #1 worst opening line of all time:

"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."