A Toy Story
GI Joe walks into a bar and see's Malibu Barbie sitting
at a dark table with Weeble Wobbles. Woody, the bartender,
see's that there will be trouble and says "Lincoln,
throw me an Etch a Sketch there's a train comin'
and it will not be a smooth operation." To his surprise,
Rubiks Cube jumps on Mr. Microphone and crones out a tune
that any latch hooker would be proud to claim. He sang Earnie's
"Rubber Duckie" like there was no tomorrow.
GI Joe was so moved by the ballad, he decided to let Weebles
wobble because they won't fall down, they ALL went
home together to play with Ken. The end.
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