Cowboy Bob
Cowboy Bob wants these new boots so bad he just has to have
them. So on payday he goes down town to buy them before they
disappear. He wears them home and asks his wife if she notices
anything different. She looks him over from head to foot
and says "no Bob, I don't." He stomps into
the kitchen, grabs a beer outta the fridge, stomps back
in the livingroom and asks, "are you sure you don't
see anything new?" She shakes her head and says "no
Bob". He then stomps into the bedroom and takes all
his clothes except his new boots, stomps back into the livingroom
and asks his wife if she sees anything new now. She looks
him up and down and says, "no Bob, it's just hangin
down like yesterday, the day before, last week."
He yells, "it's hangin down cause it's alookin
at my new boots!" She shakes her head and says, "you
shoulda got a new hat, Bob".
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