Creating the Perfect Porn Set
So let's just say that your little romantic getaway
is only ten feet from the living room. That's ok. You
can turn your bedroom into a love palace with a few simple
steps:
1. Replace your light bulb with a red one. The color red is
commonly associated with sex, so it's a step in the
right direction.
2. Music is key when trying to create the atmosphere. You'll
need something with a lot of bass, so I think Barry White
is in order. It's said when he sings, women's clothes
just come flying off all by themselves.
3. Have your favorite adult beverage handy. There's
nothing that looses up a person's inhibitions like
a six-pack of Schlitz.
4. Don't be afraid to accessorize. Have a basket of
foods that you can lick off of each other, silk scarves for
tying one another up, a blind-fold and plentyof batteries.
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