Don'ts in bed with a woman....
Don't smoke while you're getting head it's
a fire hazard to hers.
Don't rest your elbows on her tits while you're
on top, she'll say you're causing breast cancer.
Don't admit it when you think of someone else while
you're fucking.
Never say you've had better, even if not by much.
Don't roll over and go to sleep.
Don't pull out, wear a rubber.
Don't spit while you talk and be cautious of druling
on her face while you're on top.
Don't pull her hair especially if it's not real.
Don't assume it's a lady unless you've checked
double checked and felt it, hey ya never know.
More to come later...... stay posted
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