Is it true about the Boots?
A cowgirl named Sadie comes off the range to find the saloon
nearly empty, except for one tall drink of water, wearing
the biggest pair of cowboy boots she's ever seen. She
approaches the cowboy, who smiles up at her handsomely
from behind those big boots.
"Is it true what they say about cowboys with big boots?"
Sadie asks.
"Only one way to find out, Darlin'" the
cowboy replies.
The two leave the bar arm-in-arm.
Next morning, Sadie pulls her boots on, and heads for the
door. As she passes the dresser, she drops $100 dollars
on the top.
"Darlin', I can't be that good... I mean,
I've never been paid for my services before..."
"Don't flatter yourself, " Sadie replies.
"That hundred is so you can buy a pair of boots that
fit."
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