Little Wild Mary
Little wild Mary
Went to big city to study
But went to bed with every Tom, Dick and Harry
One day she met her Mr Right
Fear he knew what she did was not right
So she went to her uncle, a medical practioner
He stitched her below one of her ear-drums
After he enjoyed in bed with her several comes
She got married hoping to live happily ever after
But very soon the couple encountered trouble
Each time the husband talked to her, she must ask
"I beg your pardon?" while patting her arse
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