mama mia
In a remote area of Sicily, there is a custom that the night
of their wedding, the bride and groom spend the night in
the brides mothers house.
So heres a typical couple on their wedding night getting
undressed for bedthe groom takes off his shirt, and the
bride shrieks, and goes running from the room.
She runs downstairs looking for her mother everywhere.
She finally finds her in the kitchen, and screams, mama
mia, mama mia, hes got such a big and hairy chest!
Silly girl, its your wedding night, get back up stairs,
replies the mother.
So she goes back upstairs, and gets in just as hes taking
off his underpants. Again she shrieks and leaves the room.
mama mia, mama mia, hes got such a big and hairy cock!
Silly girl, its your wedding night, get back up stairs,
replies the mother.
So she goes back upstairs, and gets as hes taking off his
shoes and socks. First his left shoe and sock, then his right
shoe and sock. What she didnt know was that half his right
foot was cut off in an accident. Again she shrieks and leaves
the room.
mama mia, mama mia, hes got a foot and a half, A FOOT AND
A HALF! The mother thinks for a moment and says, you stay
down here, Im going up there.
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