What NOT to say in an email.....
Okay, me, ARedHotLady, and some friend here have been saving
these up. We put together for you this list. No names are
used but I am sure we have all as women gotten these one liners
or something similar. We got together and decided that
after reading all the posts from men asking "what
do you women want to hear?" we decided maybe it would
be easier to tell you what to NOT say. I am NOT trying to offend
anyone, this is all in fun, but we seriously see these emails
daily. I did not recieve all of these they are donated from
about 4 people. Anything in (parenthesis) is our thoughts
that came with it. Now sit back, laugh, and realize there
are actually people out there thinking they will get to
meet someone with this pickup line....
Worst email one-linersall spelling and grammar is the
original posts.
1. I am loaded and just want to release the pressuer. if you
have a place... or not, just call me...
2. Lets meet for some meaningless sex. (I get five of these
a day)
3. Age never stopped me!!
4. I have heard that the word of the day is "legs"
can you help me spread the word?"
5. I was looking through your profile and I am intrested
in your hott body (multiples sent to all of us)
6. Bottom line hear is i'm just trying to get layed.
have a good timei know i will get off
7. Christ but you're boring! So slag me off then....
wanna shag anyways?
8. Only thing I usually say is: if you're interested,
contact me (interested in what?)
9. I am a very dominant guy. I expect my bitches to be obedient
and to swallow, you up for it?
10. I DONT like fucking condoms so I ride you bareback or
you get the fuck out.. whattya think?
11. I bet that I can make you cum in five minutes (I think I
would like more than five minutes)
12. I would love to fuck the shit out of you (you and the rest
of the people emailing me)
13. I am attractive, clean, disease free and well endowed.I
love to please, long lasting, very oral, love to give massages,
and extended foreplay.....hope to hear from you... (Have
heard this repeatedly from all)
Again this is what many of us NOT all, some may like these
emails, but most of us just delete these things. I would
like to thank the other 4 people, men and women, for sharing
their one-liner emails. We may do a second list, but not
a guarantee. The idea belongs to Verriberri and I loved
it. Thanks sweetie!!!
rdy2try4
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