aligator...
A guy walks into this bar, and is startled by this aligator
that's over in the corner... so he takes his time making
his way to the bartender, and is very cautious not to make
any sudden movements. When he finally reaches the bartender,
he leans over still keeping an eye on the aligaotr, and says
"pssttt... hey buddy... did you know you got an aligator
in your bar??" so the bartender replies... "oh
yeah that's charlie, he's the bar's gator,
so what?"... the guy looks at the bartender and says
"well isn't it a little dangerous to be having
an aligator in a bar with people inside?"... "no
no" the bartender says... "this ones tame,
so tame we've taught it some pretty good tricks, but
the best one is we've taught him to suck dick, wanna'
see?"... the guy's floored and can't believe
that this moron has taught this aligator to suck dick, so
he says "yeah sure whatever"... so the bartender
walks over with not a care in the world, picks up the stick
sitting next to it, and wraps the gator on the head, **whack,
whack whack** the gators mouth opens, bartender drops
in his prick, **whack whack whack** gators mouth closes
**whack whack whack** gator starts suckin' his rod...
when the bartender comes **whack whack whack** gators
mouth opens and the bartender puts his member away without
a scratch on it.
The guys is just astounded at this feat, "WOW! how
the hell did you ever do that??!!!"
Bartender says "yeah you like that one huh??... wanna'
try it??" Guy says "well yeah... but you don't
have to hit me with that stick though."
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