A man overheard.
'I don't want to make any huge generalisations here about women. I wouldn't do that.
I'll just say
They have no feelings.
It's actually the men you'll find who are far more romantic.
Men are the people who say,
"I've found somebody.
She's amazing.
If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked.
I can't carry on.
I know!
I mean it!
She's totally transformed my life!
I have a job, a flat... it means nothing!
I can't stand it!
I HAVE to BE with her.
Because if I don't I'm going to end up in some bedsit,
I'll be alcoholic,
I'll have itchy trousers,
I can't....!!
I can't walk the streets anymore!"
THAT
is how women feel about shoes.'
Well? Fair?
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