Back To School
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed
to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that
the teacher insisted on no baby talk "You need to use
'big people' words, " she'd always
remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went
to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a
ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took
a ride on a TRAIN! Use big people
words."
She then asked Ron what he had done. "I read a book, "
he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher
said. "What book did you read?" Ron thought
about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride
and said, "Winnie the
SHIT."
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