Fuck the water
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're
walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and
knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady
answers. The first man tells the lady about their situation
and begs her for a drink. The women say, "Sure, if you fuck me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert,then sleep with your fat smelly ass."
The second man wants to live and agora~{!/~}s to do the deed.The second man and the women enter the shack, leaving the
first man outside. The women say, "fuck me then!" The man
agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around
the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks
one up, fucks her with it and throws it out the window. The
woman opens her eyes and asks for it again. The man agrees and repeats the deed. The woman is finally
satisfied and agrees to give the gentleman and his friend
some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that
the woman is going to give them some water. The friend replies, "Fuck the water, I want some more of
that buttered corn."
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