Little People
Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of
hookers and take them to their hotel room for a little fun.
After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out,
but the night doesn't go as planned. The first midget
not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to
listen to his buddy grunting, "One, two, three, HUH!"
over and over.
In the morning his pal asks him, "So how was it?"
"I can't believe how much it sucked, "
says the first midget. "I couldn't get hard all
night. I'm so ashamed."
The second midget answers, "You think that's
bad? I couldn't even get up on the bed."
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