Mississippi
An old lady gets on a bus. She sits down in front of two Italian
gentlemen. She pays no mind to them, until their conversation
takes an interesting turn. She hears:
"Emma come-a first, den-a, I come. Two asses, dey
come-a together. Den, I come-a again. Two asses, dey come-a
together again. I come-a again, pee twice, den-a I come-a
one more time." The old woman is flabergasted. She
turns around in disgust and says "Proper gentlemen
do not have those kind of conversations in public, or in
front of a lady!". The Italian guy says "What's
the matta, you? I just tell-a my friend how to spell-a Mississippi".
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