git r done
theres a blonde, red head, and brunette. On vacation in
scotland. They had heard rumors how scots where their kilts
and they were arguing about how it was true or not. about
the same time further up the road, there was an old scot.
who had two or three wee drams with his porridge. and he was
feeling a bit sleepy. so he decided to stretch out under
the tall oak tree on the side of the road. three ladies, they
were walking along still arguing about the kilts, when
one of them noticed the old scot. then they argued about
who is going to go up and ask him. finally the blonde said
ill go. but the brunette said wait hes sleeping we cannot
wake him up. so the red head says i have an idea and removes
a blue ribbon from her hair. handing it to the blonde tie
this on him to know we were here. so the blonde goes up to the
old scot hes snoring away. the blonde not wanting to wake
him lifts his kilt and begins to giggle its true, its true.
she ties a neat little bow around his pecker with the blue
ribbon and they go on their merry way. a bit later on the old
scot wakes up. feels the call of nature. he approaches the
oak tree lifts his kilt and says whoa i dont know where u been,
but i see u won grand first prize!
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