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12 inch pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool,
and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts
to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

Hey, what's that?

A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp,
rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.

Can I try? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later,
a million ducks fill the room.

Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished
for a million bucks!

Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist? 511