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A trucker picks up a hitchhicker

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and
notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

The driver says "I'll show you, " and with
that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending
the poor creature rolling across the dash.

The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his
pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker
oral gratification.

When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the
driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the
dashboard.

"See that?" said the trucker.

The man said, "Yeah."

The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?"

The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you
hit that monkey!"