What a Men had to said
1. If you think you are fat, then you are. Dont ask us because
we refuse to answer
2. Learn how to put up the toilet seat after you are down
3. Dont expect the perfect gift at Birthday, Anniversary
or Valentine
4. Remember that we dont always think about you
5. Unless you want to talk about sport, politic or sex,
Dont ask us what we are thinking
6. NO! Shopping in NOT a sport
7. When we go out, you look good in anything, really.
8. You have enough clothes
9. you have too many shoes
10. Crying in an act of extortion
11. Tell us what you want, a subtle hint are useless, a obvious
hints are useless. Tell us exactly what you W-A-N-T
12. It is much harder to pee stand up so what if we miss it
once a while
13. Most men only have 2 shoes, We cant pick out which one
of your shoes go with your clothes
14. Yes and No are the best answer for all question
15. Dont talk about anything we discuss 6 months ago,
Everything we talked about are automatic void after 7 day
16. If you cant become the perfect women dont expect
us to be the perfect men
17. God give men eyes to look at other women, get use to it
18. All conversation should be completed during commercial
time
19. If you show it then dont complaint when other men look
at you
20. Our relationship will never be like when we started,
the Honeymoon was over long ago
21. Beer give us pleasure just like a new purse will give
you
22. If this is OUR house why my stuffs are always in the
closet?
23. Just because we dont know how to read minds, it doesnt
mean we dont care.
24. When we ask you what happen and you said nothing. We
will take it as face value even thorough we know you are lying
25. When we heard about our old lover, we will have sexual
fantasy about them. Dont worry you are in it too
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