elephant trunk
A man has an operation to lengthen his dick, which involved
the insertion of a baby elephants trunk. Two weeks later
he is back in action and he takes a young lady out to dinner.
Halfway through the meal his member pops out of his trousers,
whips up onto the table, grabs a bread roll and then disappears.
The young lady didn't believe her eyes, so she ignored
it and continued with her meal. Ten minutes later it happened
again. This time she says, if I just saw what I thought I saw,
could you do it again please? And he says, I'd like to
lady but I don't think my arse can take another roll.
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