How to Satisfy a Redhead Every Time.
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, deliver,
make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,
feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube,
stroke, console, hug, purr, coddle, excite, pacify, protect,
phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast,
minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, accessorize, leave,
return, beseech, entertain, charm, lug drag, crawl, show
equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, deliver,
implore, shower, shave, trust, grovel, defend, coax,
clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize,
detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade,
spoil, embrace, accept, butter up, hear, listen, understand,
respect, entertain, locomote, jitterbug, beg, plead,
borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair,
patch, crazy-glue, calm, kill for, die for, dream of, promise,
deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, angelicize,
cajole, murmur, snoozle, snurfle, snuggle, elevate,
enervate, alleviate, spot-weld, serve, rub, rib, salve,
bite, taste, nibble, gratify, deliver, take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue
persuade, flip flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing,
slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,
humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin,
deliver, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush,
tingle, dribble, drip dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold,
blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, fondle, wow, dazzle,
amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and
then go back, mark, and do it again.
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