Leroy and Marvin
Both men unemployed for a temporary layoff. Leroy need
to have some income so he got a PT job for the moment.
Marvin
"Leroy I heard you got a job, what you doing"?
Leroy
"I got a job as a lion tamer".
Marvin
"A lion tamer? Isn't that dangerous"?
Leroy
"Sure it's dangerous, Marvin, but they give
me a whip. And I crack that whip at the lion and it's not
so bad".
Marvin
"Still, Leroy that's dangerous. What if the
lion keeps coming".
Leroy
"Well, Marvin, they give me a chair. And I crack the
whip and I push the lion back with the chair and it's
not so bad".
Marvin
"But Leroy, that is still dangerous. What if the lion
keeps charging"?
Leroy
"Well, they give me a gun. And I crack the whip and push
the lion back with the chair and I shoot the gun in the air
and it's not so bad".
Marvin
"Dang, Leroy, what if the lion keeps coming after
all that"?
Leroy
"Well, I throw shit in his eyes"?
Marvin
"Shit? Where you gonna get shit"?
Leroy
"there'll be some. There'll be some.
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