Tasteless... but funny.
Hi Adult FriendFinder peeps. Since this is the "Relationship humor"
category I figured this might fit in. I lost my virginity
at oh... 12 or 13. Not really the point. One time my girlfriend
and I (both 13 at the time) were at the movies. Just a regular
day. Nothing funny. Somehow she started playing with my
cock through my pants.(Guess the movie sucked or something!)
She kept playing and massaging my dick til it was rock hard.
All of sudden she STOPS. She says to me " I better stop.
I don't wanna make you cum." I laughed. As she
said that I was still fondling her breast and told her in
response: " Oh, then I better stop. I don't wanna
make you milk." She busted out laughing LOUD right
there in the theater. I know we were only 13 at the time...
probably why it was so funny. Is it really that funny? Ladies
must think I'm an idiot!!!But, I was only 13.
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