Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little
girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
she asked.
"They're mating, " her father replied.
"
What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father
answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.
"No, " her father replied, "Both of them
are Daddy Longlegs. "
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot
and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK
in California or New York, ... but we're not having
any of that shit in Arkansas
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