magic elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
he father, never having seen an elevator responded, "Son,
I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what
it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
an obese
older woman in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls
and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to
light in the reverse order. Finally the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped
out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to
his son .... "Go get your mother."
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