Read thousands of here
All my deviations were tought to me by women
I lived in Coconut Grove, Miami in the late 70's. It
was a time when so much was happening with sex , drugs and
rock n roll that trying to describe it all would take away
from the tale...
My first young black woman!
It was 1984 and I was 20, had graduated high school, finished
my 4 year stint with the Naval Reserve and had started a new
job at a local steel mill. My childhood buddy had also...
Walk in the woods
After a long hike in the mountains, we came into a little clearing &
decided to rest for a while. We sat down in a patch of tall soft grass
in the shade. ?Wow, I?m sunburned,? she said as...
How do you get into swinging if you are a shy male with not much confidence sexually?
I am a 42 year old male who is in good shape. I am recently seperated
from my wife of 18 years. One of the major issues has always
been her no desire for sex and pushing me away. After...
PARTY THIS WEEKEND
SORRY COULD ALL GENUINE CPLS IN THIS GROUP SEND US YOUR NAMES & CONTACT NUMBERS, TOGETHER WITH A PIC, IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE SO ALREADY.

WE INSIST ON F TO F TELEPHONE...

advice to any one who has been hurt
If it's still bothering you, you need to figure out
what part really hurts. That he did it after you asked him
not to or if it's just that he actually had a nude girl
give him a lap...
My wife & her friend's hubby
We have married for 12years, but neighther my wife gave
me blowjob nor I licked her cunt. But since last few weeks
she wants me to lick her cunt before I go for fucking her.
I guess she...
House Call
House Call
I knock on your door. You see me carrying a black bag. You
are wearing a long silk housecoat. You say what is this A
Doctors House Call. I say yep and you smile. You say...
Night of Splendor
Night of Splendor


I knock your door. You open it and say come in. You are dressed
in a short flowing red dress. Your lips are ruby red. Your
eyes glisten brightly. You...

Wave Runner encounter
Several years ago I was having a torid affair with a married
coworker. I was married as well and once, the two couples
took a beach vacation together. We often rode Wave...
Another COP joke
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I...
How Can I Get Into A MMF 3some?
I am very curious about getting into a 3some with a couple.
I am bi-curious and it seems that almost all of the couples
want another female. I want to know the best way get involved
a...
Walmart return
HOW--MY FRIEND, GOT HER MONEY BACK

She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the
toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he...

blonde
SHE WAS SO BLONDE
she thought a quarterback was a refund
she thought General Motors was in the army
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
at the bottom where it said "sign...
system improvements?
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking
a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials
sent to interview him.


"Chief Two Eagles, "...

Mother Inlaws surprise
This is true. My mother inlaw lives about 45 mins. from our
house.She often stops by when she has errands to run so she
can kill some time. The other day, she did this just as i...
Response
Well, I will be the first to make the statement that there
is a limit (re. our moderator's opening remark).


But it is all a question of taste.


I like breasts to...
Is there the chance for love here?
IS there a chance for love on this site? I have been wondering
based on the profiles I find. I have my profile on several
sites some for regular dating, and then like this site...
He works hard for the money
I Have met at least 12 people from this site already, but
none of them seemed to fit my requirements, I want to attract
men emotions, and turn them into emotional experiences
that can...
Breaking in the new car
It had been a Saturday night which we always spend together.
We had done the family bar-b-q thing and decided to go to the
bar for a few drinks. Our drive home took about an hour...
My Sister's Friend
I had just gotten back from New Orleans, and was staying
with my sister at her horse farm. Although I was looking
for a place of my own, I was quite comfortable, as my sister's
friends...
Highway Rest Stop
I had a job interview and had to drive 3 hours away from my
home. I had gotten up around 4 am and drove there, had the
interview and hung around the city before heading home.
About an...
When the eyes deceive....
The morning was slow. We open at 10 and generally get no traffic
until noon or so. I sipped my coffee and nursed a muffin when
she walked in.
She wore a powder blue flower dress...
NOW THIS IS DRUNK!
-A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth.


A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.


Can I help you...

Why am I not getting credit for articles posted?
I know I may have answered another rant in this vein, but
I have written 3 articles (this will be my fourth) and even
though my page says I have done the articles, no points...
Millionaire Playgirl
story is total fiction! Enjoy!


Millionaire Playgirl
by Playgirl4u2d0
Millionaire Playgirl: The Mandy Michaels Story


The ad read "21 year old...

Relato corto de un polvo
El otro da, estuvimos mi marido y yo, colocando cosas en
casa; separamos las que no usamos tan frecuentemente para
llevarlas al tico. Le dimos el ltimo repaso, separamos
lo que subamos,...
Dine on or under table?
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.







Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces
away noticed that the...

MILF
I have a friend who does gymnastics. She's OK to look
at, but not great. I was sitting in the gym waiting for her
to get out when her mom showed up. Her mom is a total MILF.
At about...
Re: Women Want To Be Used
Here is a mistaken interpretation of a woman wanting sex
vs. wanting you. If a woman is desperate enough to chase
after such a man who obviously doesn't respect or even
like women then...

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