Hooker parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how
to say one
thing."
What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say,
"Hi, we're hookers! Do
you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment.
You know, " he said, "I may have a solution to
your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read
the Bible.
"Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll
put them in the cage
with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots
to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase
in no
time."
"Thank you, " the woman responded, "this
may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As
he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
inside their
cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
walked over and
placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away,
Frank, Our prayers
have been answered!"
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