Horny Parrot
A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time
he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites
his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally
he takes the parrot to a vet. The vet examines the bird extensively,
says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a
sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird
can go in the cage with mine." The guy's parrot
is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are
you waiting for??" Finally, the guy says all right
and hands over the fifteen dollars. The vet takes the parrot,
puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain.
Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come
flying out of the cage. The vet says, "Holy gee, "
and runs across the room and opens the curtain. The male
bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage, pulling
out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen
bucks, I want you naked. Naked!"
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