Non-Living Genders
You may not know that many non-living things have a
>gender, for example..
>
>1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
>everything in, but you can see right through them.
>
>2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned
>off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's
an
>effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are
>pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
>pushed.
>
>3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
>over-inflated.
>
>4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
>anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
>course, there's the hot air part.
>
>5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable
>and retain water.
>
>6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting
hit
>on.
>
>7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines
>to pick people up.
>
>8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight
>shifts to the bottom.
>
>9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much
over
>the last 5, 000 years, but it's handy to have around.
>
>10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought
>it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man
>pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
>doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he
>keeps trying.
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