REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph
to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag
a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in
one night and not get lost.
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