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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants put on the
cake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's put,
"You are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The
man says, Well put "You are not getting older",
at the
top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.
The
real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the
entire party watched the message decorated on the
cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are
getting better at the bottom".

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