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Who's This Guy

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer, "
she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box
of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly, " she replied, snuggling up to
him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all, " she said, nibbling away at
his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered
guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before
the operation."