masterbation stories

reasons to go to work naked

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass
in here by
8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to
work on your
tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in
my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
your
blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic
Dancer"
to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep
them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to
work drunk.