LOTTO WINNER HAS LEPROSY
ONE DAY WHILE WALKING TO SOUP KITCHEN HOMELESS GUY WITH
LEPROSY FINDS LOTTERY TICKET SHURE ENOUGH ITS A WINNER
HIS COMPANION ASKS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY
YOU KNOW I HAVE THIS DISEASE AND I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE MUCH
LONGER I WOULD REALY LOVE TO EAT IN A FRENCH RESTARAUNT SURE
ENOUGH HIS BUDDIE HAS CONNECTIONS AND GETS THEM IN THE RESTAURANTUPON
ENTERING THE LOTTERY WINNER SAYS MAN YOU CAN SIT US IN THE
BACK IF YOU WANT I KNOW I LOOK REALLY BAD THE GUY PROMTLY TELLS
HIM IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT PLEASEBE SEATED HE SAYS ILL GO GET
YOUR SOUP AND SALAD AT THAT TIME A PATRON TO THE LEFT STARTS
TO PUKE THEN ONE TO THE RIGHT STARTS TO PUKE UPON RETURNING
TO THE TABLE THEMAITREDE TELLS THEM THIER SOUP WAS READY
THE LEPAR TELLS HIM MAN I KNOW I LOOK BAD AND I KNOW IM MAKING
THESE GUYS SICK ILL LEAVE NO ITS NOT YOU YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE
YOU ARE ITS THE ASSHOLE BEHINDE YOU DIPPING THE CRACKERS
IN YOUR NECK AND EATING THEM THATS MAKING EVERYBODY SICK
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